CORRUPTED WISH MACHINE [ooc]

[THEODORE WOLFE]

I'm sure many of you have played this game before, but here is a quick explanation! Everyone gets to make a wish, whatever they want and the person below will grant it to them ~ the only problem is sometimes these wishes have some unwanted consequences with them.

EXAMPLE

Person One;
I wish I had a new car.

Person Two;
Granted, but you break out in hives every time you go to drive it.

I wish I had a pickle.

Let's start yeah?

I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS.

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granted,

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but it's all in counterfeit bills.

I wish magic was real.

[THEODORE WOLFE]

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granted,

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but you're the only one in your family without an ounce of magic.

I wish I could fly.

[JAX VEGAS]

GRANTED-
[teal]You learn how to fly and instantaneously, your legs fall off.
I wish I could make the best cookies in the entire world.[/teal]

[Kuronosuke Shiroichi]

Granted

You can make the best cookies in the world. However, in turn you lose your ability to cook anything else and when attempting to make anything but cookies it turns out to be the worst thing in the world.


I wish that people would stop lying 'o'

[Ichiru Tenshima]

granted but , the true hurts so much you have a heart attack

i wish that i could publish a book

[JAX VEGAS]

GRANTED.
[teal]Your book is published and almost instantly, everyone, including you, forgets how to read.
I wish I had new headphones.[/teal]

[THEODORE WOLFE]

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granted,

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but you're deaf now so they serve no purpose.

I wish I could get a better computer.

[KAZUKI WILLEM]

Granted.
[red]You get a better computer, but not a day later all technology comes to life and robots take over the world.
I wish our bathtub worked.[/red]